i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
