Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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