You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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