Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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