I've blown a few things in my day
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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