His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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