Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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