I think i sorta joined a cult last night
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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