were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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