Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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