I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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