Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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