stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
porn star boner night. come get it.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
is it fun? or sober?
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