That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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