sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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