I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
