First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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