You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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