Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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