I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
cat food counts as protein by the way
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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