I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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