Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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