You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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