Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He felt like a one man threesome
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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