Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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