You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just invented taco cereal.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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