My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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