Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
If that was your dad, he is hot
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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