I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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