look no pants
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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