Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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