walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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