Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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