I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
