Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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