I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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