you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
