the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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