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Im on beer infinity
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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