I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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