SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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