when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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