How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize