I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Can I color on your dick again?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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