I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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