How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think i got beer on your cat.
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