I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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