i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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