Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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