we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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