What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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