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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.

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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"

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(480): View more from Arizona

I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.

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(716): View more from New York

Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.

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(303): View more from Colorado

A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.

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