If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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