I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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