so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
