Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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