Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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